Dead Rats, Shit Sandwiches and Telegraph Punches

What the he double hockey sticks is he on about this time I hear,  all will be revealed he whispers.

Smoke Choke Croak

I wrote this for our District Hospital after lamenting the effects of second hand smoke on me whilst ensconced in Hospital,  an edited version made it onto their comunications site as part of n anti smoking campaign  Smoke Choke Croak